Anti-Gravity

I've said it before and I'll say it again: there is no conclusive evidence that gravity exists on the other side of the world. none. nada. noth. Therefore I've decided to travel to Vietnam in order to find out for myself whether this so-called 'gravity' is as ubiquitous as nerds and TV and nerds on TV claim. I find out October 22.

oh...so in the unfortunate event I am no longer bound to the earth by gravity and I float out into the cold dark expanse of space like a super-expensive NASA Whoops-Forgot-To-Convert-Those-Figures-To-Metric fuck up, don't feel sorry for me. It's how i wanted to go.