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this entry is a temporary place-holder for what happened this past weekend. 2 events: 1 disturbingly spiteful experience involving phuong, and the other... just deeply disturbing. though the story is incomplete at this point, and may even just end up being too fucked up to write about (trust me i want to, but this really is a story i should never repeat... ever), i'll definitely let y'all know what happened in person. shit, and i still haven't written about eating dog yet...
posted by mat @ 7:16 AM
12 Comments:
Mat,
This sounds intriguing. I want to hear what happened that's so bad that you can't write about it. I had a pretty awesome experience this weekend getting kicked out of a "dry" casino while I was completely smashed off my ass...more on that in my blog to come.
I hope that you didn't finally get "Vietnam Green Dong," impregnate some vietnamese girl, or get herpes on your mouth as dennis thinks will happen.
I know somethinggg you dont knowwwwwww LOVE YOU MATTCHU xoxo
Are you on drug Dude. Go get some help bro. Hope you get your head together
Jael
i know you don't think so but my situation is a lot more fucked up than yours. can we talk... hit up room when you can. there's stuff i need to tell you.
Hey, I didn't write that earlier posting! Some chinaman has stolen my name and can't make his nouns agree with the predicate. Fuckers!
-the Real Jael
-blatt: i'm not sure yet but i don't think it's all 3. i'll let you know in 6 - 9 months though.
-cas: love ya too.
-anonymous jael-impostor: get a life.
-dave: chill. you're right, your situation is more fucked up than mine. but just relax. (to people not in the know, dave's my accomplice/roommate)
-melissa: the story's too long to e-mail. but don't worry, i'll let you and everyone else know what happened.
- the real jael: the funny thing is, the condescending attitude of the impostor's post made me think it might've been you. but you know as well as anyone else that 'drug' is definitely not a singular noun for me.
-anonymous no-life-having self-contradicting article-deficient fuck up: before you get all excited about me responding to your pathetic sermons, just know that i actually cherish every rage-filled post of yours because i know you must really care about me and my friends to spend so much time on my website. but the next time you click on that link to 'post a comment,' just know that neither me, nor any of my friends, are wasting a single moment of our lives thinking about yours.
Your website is linked to a site for losers. Thought you should know if you are wondering why there are lurkers on here.
Hey, dude, it's me ^_^ :P
hey mat,
dont worry if not right away everything always works out for the best in the end even if it doesnt feel that way at first. just wanted to say hey..also to blat, cassy and ang.
-adina
you should write the story soon matt... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hi andrea, hi adina!
Mat,
You are so silent. What happened to you bro. Hope you are not in trouble. I am an old friend of jael, and I've been reading your blog all the time. I wish you the best and try to get help.
dianne
.Tate,
What's up it's Kenny, I know I'm not as frequent of a writer as some of the others, but the word got back to me that something happened to you over there that is so weird that not even you couldn’t find the humor in it. You, a man that labeled himself "Mr. Insensitive man" for Halloween. So, whatever it is, I got your back. Just as long as you have 1/2 your face I'll allow you to still be in my wedding party. So try to avoid be burying your head into to many of those Vietnamese muffs. Be good, be safe
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