Friday, July 01, 2005

Limited Time Offer

now you too can let everyone know how upset you are that your girlfriend had an abortion. this timeless 100% cotton t-shirt even includes the official franco-vietnamese hospital logo where phuong murdered my unborn child. just leave all your credit card information in the comments section and wait.

also available:

"i fucked a vietnamese prostitute and all i got was this lousy HIV"

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...matt??

--the house

6:03 PM  
Blogger mat said...

houses don't wear t-shirts... unless they list their credit card information here, in which case i have just 1 more XXXXXXXXXXXXL.

7:16 PM  
Blogger big matt said...

Updates?! No one told me, but anyway...everyone should have seen the shirt after that first day of rain when the red from the "abortion" ran all over the place and it looked like your shirt had one.

7:50 PM  

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