Intermingled Feet & the Not-So-Incredible Feat of Self-Defeatism

i think i was raped last night, dry raped, but liquid toxins have impaired my memory of the experience. i can't remember much, but i can tell you this: if Hallmark invented Valentine's Day, then Kleenex has most definitely had some pun-intentional hand in the whole dry humping phenomenon. shit, i need a wet hump.

...but every wet hump has a cost involved, whether it be emotional or monetary and, hold on a sec [beep bop boo mmMmmMmmMm beep beep] yeah, both are outside my budget...




stupid emotions...

fucken economics degree.