What Happened To Devon's Eye?
a) in the spirit of july 4th, his blood boldly declared independence from the tyranny of his face.b) strapped for cash, he agreed to do a facial for the women's porn site menstrualbukkake.com.
c) his queer eye for queer guys ruptured instantly upon seeing the hordes of shirtless homos at fire island.*
d) terrorism. fucking terrorism happened to his eye. 704. never forget.
e) reenactment of that classic moment in the american revolution when sam adams chucked an empty 22 oz. at his buddy paul revere who tried catching it with his eye.
*which would explain why he's so happy
i'll post the whole story sometime after i write it and before you read it. in the meantime, check out dev's awesome but chronically unupdated blog.
posted by mat @ 12:20 AM
6 Comments:
the anwer is f... for who the Fuck has aim that good. i was like 30 feet away and up a flight of stairs. but i gotta admit, the night was a total bust until i was bleeding from the face. good times.
My girlfriend got pregnant and all I got was this lousy kid.
HAHAHA...menstrualbukake. Classic.
I'm going with an alternate also; how about g) submarine smashed his face in the fog - it happens more often than you'd believe.
To whom it may concern. I know what you are thinking, and this is what I have to say. If you are even one state away from me, you will regret the day you were born. I am more dangerous dead than alive. Keep that in mind.
Look what I caught!!! I caught the little mermaid Ariel!!! She can be found caught in one of the threads.
To whom it may concern.
Take a break from your computer, grab some ho-ho's out of your pantry (right next to those delicious jelly donuts that you save for days that you play everquest,) and on your way back to your computer grab your sense of humor. It's right next to the childhood that you lost playing final fantasy games.
Nice idle threats.
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