Me Rove Rinda Rong Time (in Haiku)
she's not korean,
but can't be american.
i think she's so hot.
i like you because
you're so easy to piss off.
that's why you hate me.
i assure you this:
if there's a heaven and hell,
gandhi is in hell.
if i don't see him,
i'll wait for you to call, but
i won't hold my breath.
would i be being
judgmental if i said that
you're too judgmental?
"i won't say a thing."
"linda, you already have."
"matt... you little bitch."
"oh my god! matthew!"
if you don't like how i drive
take mr. xe om.
why did you hate me
for 3 or 4 days a month?
oh wait, i know why.
you're a mobylette.
everyone wants to ride you,
but they'd feel silly.
... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
the silent treatment
between you and dave,
i look to my right and say,
"tôi là bánh mì mỹ!" . . . . . . . . . (i'm an american sandwich)
vegetarian
but when we ride together
i like when you're meat
you're so gullible;
i don't really hate penguins.
how adorable!
posted by mat @ 6:16 AM
9 Comments:
hey rinda and curious onlookers,
i wrote most of these just before i left, intending to "revise" them as they're... well, rather crude and simplistic. and i wanted to write more, but maybe i'll add them later. whatever. if some of them offend you, you'll be relieved to know that i didn't post the worst ones...
i think sooner or later i'll get to do little blurbs about you other nam-muoi-dinh-cong-trangers. i haven't forgotten bout ya! hope you're all in a state of supreme and ultimate kick-assness.
oh and i know that doesn't link to your actual mobylette. in my endless idiocy i managed to leave without getting any good shots of you on it. but this one kinda looks like yours, so until i get a picture of yours... the link stays!
You lazy bastard;
Stayed home again to write blogs.
You passed on beer pong.
Here's a haiku or two from my archives of when I was writing them every day. I laugh every time I read them:
Serendipity.
Fortunate Discovery.
Finger in the Butt.
Woke up this morning
Near-Sightedness is now gone
Left my contacts in.
hahaha
"Serendipity.
Fortunate Discovery.
Finger in the Butt."
that beats everything i've written in the past 3 months.
nah, i stayed home because i don't even have to ask to know i'm not allowed to drive to kenny's for beer pong. that's depressing enough, but the prospect of being dropped off there and relying on someone for a ride back is pathetic, hence the hermitness.
I wouldn't have had a problem picking you up and dropping you off had my door lock not been frozen solid. It finally unfroze today, but it took 40 degree temperatures and a pot of boiling hot water dumped on the door to do so.
dee ruh ugs.
matthew bryan larusso... i hate you for this. :-) all I can really say is: finally
and: why didn't I get the millions of revisions that your other posts get... uh huh, I get it.
added two more.
AS'sboy knows he is guilty and the AS's are coming to his defense. Aww, how touching.
AS's kissing pays big, and eventually you will end up paying big.
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