House Hunting

this is a warning to all abodes, potential abodes, and places that harbor abodes in the saigon area: i will hunt you down, and kill you. or live in you, whichever i see fit. i don't care if i have to search every roach infested mansion, house, cave, cyclo seat, and reunification palace garbage can in this city; if you are found guilty of being a suitable place for me to live, you will be bought to justice. i will eradicate all current inhabitants and/or institute a substitution program whereby you are replaced by me and my coalition of the willing... willing to live in your home, that is. occupancy is on the march.